You know you’re a Mommy when . . . Reasons #11-20

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Check here for reasons #1-10!

#11 – You’ve had a conversation that consists of “Mommy?” “What?” “Mommy?” “What?” over and over and over . . .
#12 – Your jewelry box is covered in dust because there’s no point in wearing anything your children will try to rip off you . . .
#13 – You’ve said, “Silence, minions of Zurg! You’re in the custody of the Galactic Alliance!” when the kids are too noisy . . .
#14 – You’ve had the sharp edge of a vicious Lego driven into the soft flesh of your bare foot . . .
#15 – You’re ninja-reflexes saved you when you Spidey-sense detected an object beneath your bare foot that could have been a Lego (only to discover it’s a marshmallow) . . .
#16 – You’ve cursed out packaging engineers on Christmas because of the way a toy is packaged . . .
#17 – You’ve said a prayer of thank you for a packaging engineer when you open a toy and discover someone with children has designed this toy’s packaging . . .
#18 – You know all the words to Do You Wanna Build a Snowman (and cry at the sad parts!) . . .
#19 – You’ve had to save a feather, rock, egg shell, leaf, flower, sea shell, stick, or acorn because it was the coolest bestest thing ever . . .
#20 – You’ve teared up at the words “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, As long as I’m living, Your Mommy I’ll be.” . . . (you teared up just now, didn’t you!)

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  1. Pingback: You know you’re a Mommy when . . . Reasons #21-30 | Jennifer Austin – Author

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