You know you’re a Mommy when . . . Reasons #21-30

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Check out reasons #1-10 and #11-20!

#21 – You can gauge your reaction time based on the type of cry and the child who’s crying . . .
#22 – The last time you and your husband had “Date Night” it was cut short by a call from the babysitter because one of the twins puked in his crib . . .
#23 – You’ve shook your head in exasperation as the kids play with the large box the expensive toy came in . . .
#24 – You’ve left you kids in jammies all day because they were still clean after breakfast . . . and lunch . . . and dinner . . .
#25 – The words, “Daddy’s home!” is music to your ears . . .
#26 – You’ve laughed sympathetically at new parents and their attempts to be “perfect” . . .
#27 – You’ve quoted Adam Sandler when your child is taking forever: “T-t-today junior!” . .
#28 – An especially long fart from a six-year-old makes you laugh in spite of your best efforts to hide it . . .
#29 – You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I’m sick . . .” and your kids finish for you, “and tired!”
#30 – People say “It’s a nice day outside!” and you want to punch them because you know you’ll spend it sweaty and exhausted chasing toddlers around a playground . . .

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