#1 – You don’t even flinch when your toddler eats a Cheerio off the floor, even though you haven’t feed him those in days . . .
#2 – There are more child car seats in your vehicle than open seats for other people . . .
#3 – You’ve put formula in your coffee . . .
#4 – You announce, “Big truck!” every time you see a semi, even if your toddlers aren’t with you . . .
#5 – Adult movie night culminates in you and your husband asleep on the couch by 10pm, only halfway through the film . . .
#6 – You’ve resorted to duct tape when your toddlers break the child safety locks . . .
#7 – Your small child has ever shouted, “Mommy’s juice! Mommy’s juice!” when you stroll down the wine aisle . . .
#8 – Hotdogs wrapped in crescent rolls has become a gourmet meal . . .
#9 – Handprint butterflies are the best forms of art hanging in your house . . .
#10 – You have multiple cups of dandelions in varying stages of decomposition placed strategically around your kitchen . . .
Jennifer Austin - Author 